Thursday, May 18, 2006

God's Weather Report

Apparently God told televangelist Pat Robertson that storms would hit the U.S. coast this year.

DUH!

The man is stupid as a stone if he thinks people are going to take him seriously. I'm surprised I didn't stumble across this link in the Funny Pages.

"If I heard the Lord right about 2006, the coasts of America will be lashed by storms," Robertson said May 8. On Wednesday, he added, "There well may be something as bad as a tsunami in the Pacific Northwest."

Yeah, and there might be hail in Florida and a drought in Seattle. Anyone who has access to the Weather Channel homepage could have made those predictions.

For his next trick, Pat will predict that fights will break out this year during professional hockey games....

4 comments:

Matt D. said...

Come now. How can you not like Pat Robertson? That dude is hysterical.

-Kelly M. said...

Good point. I've been laughing at him for years...

Shwebb said...

Ahahaha! This is funny now, but what if he ends up being completely wrong?

-Kelly M. said...

If he's wrong it will be a good year for the Gulf.